Brewing a Winner

Crew Gagneed again but stil win.

mlblogsnocryinginbaseballunlessyouareacubsfan — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:56:28 +0000

Hola Mr. Melvin. Obviously you are the man but check out this idea. Put Eric Gagne on Ebay. Put the opening bid at a dollar. Hell I think you can even trade junk on ebay. Get a paper clip or something for him so you do not feel like you have been ripped off. He seems like a nice guy. So this isn’t to be mean but he can’t do it. Look at him on the mound. He can’t do it. There is no return policy on broken closers so get a paper clip and move on.

Hi hi hi. Three to Two in Ten innings. Record is 6 – 1. Sweet.

Dave Bush is pitching. He isnt great but lets say this. Josh Fogg is no Dave Bush. We have the pitching advantage and a better line up so we will win again tonight. Cool. This is good.

Hey check this out as well. I still prefer Gagne traded for a paper clip and the 10 mil off the books at years end then 46 mil for F. Cordero and having him for 4 years. He will blow his share and that will someday be a nightmare who will not go away. So now I feel better about the deal. Thank You Mr. Melvin. Seriously.

Arnold Swartinegger (whatever) has nothining on me. I will also be back. <—-that is retarded.

Game 6 Reds

mlblogsnocryinginbaseballunlessyouareacubsfan — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:12:52 +0000

Hi when I read that S. I. said Cinninnatti would place 2nd ahead of Milwaukee I decided that Sports I. was a little dumb. After considering there line up I still believe they are dumb. There starting pitching may be a little better than I originally thought but I believe they still stink. I’d like to say something good about them though. Hmmmmm….let me see….ummmmm well ahhhhhh…..at least they are not the cubs.

The Cinncinnatti Reds are actually short for the Cinncinnatti Redlegs which was derived from the original Cinncinnattie redstockings. So they are named after red socks. Lets see Red socks Red Stockings….White Sox……My freaking gosh can we be a little more creative. Lets take a swing at it. How about the Cincinnati loose leaf paper. As we all know from the Drew Cary show that Cleveland Rocks. I imagine there is a Cleveland/Cincinnati rivalry and paper beats rock. Chicago White Socks…..hmmmm lets see. Well lets see…..Lets call them the “Chicago 1985 Bears” because we all know that the 1985 Bears are the only thing people from Chicago ever want to talk about even though it happened TWENTY THREE FREAKING YEARS AGO And the Boston Red Sox should become the Boston Red Cars.because it is very funny to hear Bostonites say car.

Brewers are up 1- 0 BTW.

Godzilla,King Kong and Ben Sheets

mlblogsnocryinginbaseballunlessyouareacubsfan — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:17:28 +0000

In no particular order those 3 dudes are scarry. The brewers go to 5-1 on the strength of a Sheets complete game shutout. That is as good as I have seen him. He is locked in.

Going into the year I thought the Brewers were good. Hanging out with your buddies on a warm afternoon cooking out good. Go to the playoffs a win a game of two good. Maybe they are that good. But they also might be hanging out with your buddies on a warm afternoon cooking out and lots of naked chicks show up with chocolate and beer good. Go to the playoffs and compete for the Championship.

Day off tommorrow. Then bring on the S.I. predicted 2nd place finish ahead of the crew Cinncinnatti Reds. Eff U S.I.

Victory Crew

mlblogsnocryinginbaseballunlessyouareacubsfan — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:08:06 +0000

Game 5 Brewers win 5 – 4. This was a good game. The stellar early season defense was gone for a day……other than than things are good. Gotta Love the way Parra pitched. The apparent improvement in this years team are tremendous. We have a sweet bench and I am so happy with the bullpen. Gagne looked like he belonged finally. The interview with him on FSN gave me added confidence in him. He will be OK.

I like him but…..When Gallardo comes back can Bush please check into the middle relief motel. Please?

Dillon, Kapler, Gross, Gwynn Jr and I can’t believe I am saying this maybe Counseel would start on the 1998 Brewers squad. I am very happy. Yo Mr. Melvin have I said thank you lately?.

The San Francisco Who?

mlblogsnocryinginbaseballunlessyouareacubsfan — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:58:36 +0000

The game is fittin to start. Hello. There are four Giants starting that I have ever heard of. And I follow baseball. None of them are particularily good. This is exactly the type of game the old Brewers lose. I am excited to see how young Manny Parra chucks it. What Ricky has been doing is sweet. This run scoring streak is impressive. BTW. I hate the CUBS. Gross and CounselL are starting in center and at ss. I’m playing poker and watching the crew. Sweet.

Play Ball. 685 PEOPLE IN MY TOURNAMENT Manny goes 123 easily. I like him he is good. Gabe Gross is a valuable bench guy I wonder who will be the most valuable Gabe? M.V.G.

Counsell just little leagued a routine play right into the dugout. From him…..not acceptable.

493 left not do too well.

hmmmmm gotta go

The man is back

mlblogsnocryinginbaseballunlessyouareacubsfan — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:40:03 +0000

Hello……. game 4 ’08 M.V.P. Bill Hall06. Bill Hall06 I missed you. I have dreamed about you. There has been wonder in my mine in regard to you. Tommorrow’s paper will include things like Bill Hall can hit again because he is back at third. To that I say blah blah blah and welcome back. I will be on the lookout for the “all Bill Hall does is win games” T-shirts.

If Bill Hall06 is a reality in this line up…..well then MR. Melvin has accomplished something. One through seven might be amazing.

Post Game

mlblogsnocryinginbaseballunlessyouareacubsfan — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:59:06 +0000

So the Cubs beat the Brewers 6 – 2 avoiding the opening series sweep. Honestly I called my little brother pre-game and told him Dempster was garbage and was going to get destroyed. Well….he looked really good and Dave Bush looked very ordinary. Not I’m gonna start crying he ***** it bad. Rather he is what we knew he is. A guy who doesn’t donk out after an inning. A guy who will be there every 5 and win roughly half. He will beat the junk and lose to the good…..fine. He lined up third but he is our 5th best starter. You can do worse.

Today’s game was a little disapponting and a bit boring. However it was so much better than the very best Carrot Top Comedy Show…or anything Billy Ray Cyrus has done. Better than deer hunting or ping pong or Reality T.V. and Kareoke.

Tommorrow is opening day at Miller Park. The Giants are not good. Team talent is weak and there average steroid intake per player index is way down. That piece of crap Barry Bonds is gone. Baseball is good.

Middle Game 3 Crew/Cubs

mlblogsnocryinginbaseballunlessyouareacubsfan — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:48:11 +0000

HI hi hi. It’s middle of the 5th. One of the laziest stars in the league just JollyStomped one out of Wrigley. Way to go ARAM. To bad you do not run out anything or stay awake on defense. My eyes are not good but I have been looking for an alarm clock near 3rd base. Havent found it yet.

The score is 4 – 2 Cubs. Braun did not get an error in the Second Inning. But it looked pretty wierd. It looked as awkward as his swing looks sweet> The telecast has talked about Braun’s sore groin. Thats not appropriate. You do not talk about a dudes joint problem on national T.V..

Tony Gwynn just left the game injured hmmmmmm.

Be back later

A sweet beginning

mlblogsnocryinginbaseballunlessyouareacubsfan — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:11:01 +0000

Hi welcome to my blog thing. I am happy right now. The Brewers are 2 – 0 and the cubs are not looking so good at 0 – 2. In this blog we will talk about the crew mainly and a wide range of random topics. I will try to be honest in any analyzation I make. I spell badly and the only use I have for the word grammer is if I decide to write a sweet poem about MC Hammer. I will probably follow a random format.(Jumbo Shrimp….what?) I will ask the questions you all are wondering about. So welcome I am glad to have you.

What is the point of this blog? To ammuse someone and to make fun of the cubs.

Will the Brewers finally return to the playoffs this year.? Well….yes I believe they will. They are a pretty solid team. Young and on the rise. Weaknesses appear to be limited. Will the accused Eric Gagne be able to close for a championship team. I am not convinced….but I trust Big Daddy Doug Melvin. He believes he can so for now lets give it a look and see what happens.

I Predict 91 – 71 for the Brewers and 85 -76 for the Cubs and until someone else proves otherwise who cares about the rest.

My top 5 old school players are Gorman Thomas, Robin Yount, Teddy Higuera, Pete Rose and I do not know why but Chris Bosio.

I watch the Brewers and when Ryan(Nickname to come) Braun comes to bat I just can’t believe my eyes. I am not the baseball historian of all time….but…..is he the most natural hitter ever. Probably not but man is he good.

Well….so far I am done but I will check in later maybe during todays game against the Cub at 1 20 pm at Wrigley.

Oh BTW if anyone ever reads this and this becomes interactive I would be ok with that.

Clint

mlblogsnocryinginbaseballunlessyouareacubsfan — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:08:03 +0000